Now that modelheiress Lydia Hearst has quit her Pulitzer-worthy
Page Six magazine column in an "I didn't write that" snafu concerning alleged criticism of her family's publishing empire, they've been on the hunt for a new—and hopefully equally vapid—kid kolumnist. Who's been chosen to top Lydia's "I just bought banana-scented scratch-and-sniff wallpaper for my kitchen" musings? Liam McMullan, boy-about-town and 20-year-old son society photog Patrick. He's apparently the godson of Village Voice gossip Michael Musto, who broke the news.
Kid's supposed to be a nice guy, relatively, and he's already had an [I]Observer[/I] profile—as he told them, “I’ve always wanted to do lots of things, like direct movies, and write things, and make art, all different types." (He then took a hit of weed.)
Suggestion: Liam, just continue these stream-of-consciousness observations for
Page Six and you'll do just fine:
Now (sex) just goes on forever. And I have these migraines now that do really hurt like balls when I’m having sex. I start being a dick then. I’m like, ‘Um you can move around a little bit—I don’t have to do all the work.’” [Observer]
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