I wrote this to give/rap to my best friend in a few days on her birthday. Alot of things in this are not literal just inside jokes. It's supposed to be funny... In a best friend way. Any thoughts? Is it any good? Anything I should change? She is turning 18
and her birthday is a huge deal for her... Here it is:
Now let me tell you about a girl who was born on this very day; She ain't your average babe; She got big ole titties that compliment my bitties She loves to laugh; She is a blast... In a cup. We like to fist pump while watching Jersey Shore; but don't call us whores just cause' we masturbate till' we get sore. She's never a bore; crazy to the core. Come knockin' on her door; you're sure to score. She is single, legal, and ready to mingle just hit her up with a little jingle; mellow fellows forget about it; jello fellows hello don't forget the yellow; She has just the right stance to just dance but be careful she might just rip her pants. She is so cool she graduated from school, she knew all the rules; she aint a fool but no need to drool if your a tool she dont take that bull. She doesn't have it made; she don't get paid for getting laid; I'll tell you once more she's not a whore! She can be a bitch but at least she doesn't twitch; she is an itch I'd like to scratch(; This bitch hatched 18 years ago today; she's about to have a hayydayy clubbin' it up her way; you know what I say say? happy birthday baybay(;
and her birthday is a huge deal for her... Here it is: Now let me tell you about a girl who was born on this very day; She ain't your average babe; She got big ole titties that compliment my bitties
She loves to laugh; She is a blast... In a cup. We like to fist pump while watching Jersey Shore; but don't call us whores just cause' we masturbate till' we get sore. She's never a bore; crazy to the core. Come knockin' on her door; you're sure to score. She is single, legal, and ready to mingle just hit her up with a little jingle; mellow fellows forget about it; jello fellows hello don't forget the yellow; She has just the right stance to just dance but be careful she might just rip her pants. She is so cool she graduated from school, she knew all the rules; she aint a fool but no need to drool if your a tool she dont take that bull. She doesn't have it made; she don't get paid for getting laid; I'll tell you once more she's not a whore! She can be a bitch but at least she doesn't twitch; she is an itch I'd like to scratch(; This bitch hatched 18 years ago today; she's about to have a hayydayy clubbin' it up her way; you know what I say say? happy birthday baybay(;