I'm sorry, we really should have someone work overtime to read the 1,000 page bill that no one really understands, and wait for it to change, be amended, etc, in anticipation of it going into effect (maybe) in a few years.
Also, I apologize that our company isn't living up to your standards during the 2nd great depression. We employ around 10 people, I'll just tell them all to stay home next week so we can have more money in the bank so that maybe, one day, we can impress you.