Once again it's time for: What's Your Best One-Liner? see Examples below:?

[The Rog Meister]

Patron: Waiter !!!!!! What's this fly doing in my soup???
Waiter: Well to me, it looks like the backstroke.

Patron: Waitress !!! Waitress !!! Is this coffee or tea ? It taste like gasoline ?!!?!!
Waitress: It must be tea. Our coffee taste like motor oil.