I'm 17 years old, and...Yesterday, I had Chinese food for dinner. Egg foo yung, white rice, some kind of spicy shrimp with boiled vegetables, mostly green..Some lemon chicken, and uhh some crab puffs..
I also had some weird type of candy..I don't know what it is, but it's like powder stuff..
Anyways, this evening, my stomach started making weird noises..I didn't eat anything today. My stomach was making these noises, and when they wouldn't stop, I went to the bathroom, did number 2..And uhh...It's green...Like, when I wiped, it was all green..Nothing else. No brown, no red, nothing..GREEN!!!! WTF?!?!?! Green may be my favorite color but..This is too weird..
WTF IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?!?!?!
Okay..Am I alright now? Please, am I okay?
I NEVER KNEW IT COULD CHANGE COLORS!!!!NEVER IN MY ENTIRE GODDAMN LIFE!!!!!!!!!
I'm sort of having a freak out here...
My ass itches a tiny bit..
This...Has..Never..Happened before in my whole life. I mean, it may make sense since I'm becoming a vegetarian but..I'm not officially one yet!
Is it cancer?!
The itching is prostate cancer, isn't it? Isn't that where itching comes from? What about a gastric ulcer?
Do I have worms? Oh god...FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- how I hate being a virgin when it comes to EVERYTHING
My stomachs still making noise. Not as much but..Just every once in awhile. What's happening to me?
I also had some weird type of candy..I don't know what it is, but it's like powder stuff..
Anyways, this evening, my stomach started making weird noises..I didn't eat anything today. My stomach was making these noises, and when they wouldn't stop, I went to the bathroom, did number 2..And uhh...It's green...Like, when I wiped, it was all green..Nothing else. No brown, no red, nothing..GREEN!!!! WTF?!?!?! Green may be my favorite color but..This is too weird..
WTF IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?!?!?!
Okay..Am I alright now? Please, am I okay?
I NEVER KNEW IT COULD CHANGE COLORS!!!!NEVER IN MY ENTIRE GODDAMN LIFE!!!!!!!!!
I'm sort of having a freak out here...
My ass itches a tiny bit..
This...Has..Never..Happened before in my whole life. I mean, it may make sense since I'm becoming a vegetarian but..I'm not officially one yet!
Is it cancer?!
The itching is prostate cancer, isn't it? Isn't that where itching comes from? What about a gastric ulcer?
Do I have worms? Oh god...FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- how I hate being a virgin when it comes to EVERYTHING
My stomachs still making noise. Not as much but..Just every once in awhile. What's happening to me?