okay so this is going to be weird but read the whole question before you judge?

[Desi G]

okay so iwanna be sexy but im 14. BUT before you jumpy to conclusions. this is for a joke. and its not like im going to be like having sex because i would never do that. but anywayss how could i turn a guy on . likw what should i wear. im a 34 B or 34 C it depends on what store i get my bras from im 5'5 and i weight 117 pounds. i guess i have a pretty big but. so can you give me outfit ideas to what to wear. nothing too slutty please im only 14