Okay now someone tell me a joke pweez x3?

Why aren't elephants allowed on beaches?
Because they can't keep their trunks up!

What did the lion say when it saw two hunters in a jeep?
'Meals on Wheels...'

When is it bad luck to have a black cat follow you?
When you're a mouse.

What animals need oiling?
Mice, because they squeak.

What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a werewolf?
Who knows, but I wouldn't want to within a thousand miles of it when the moon is full!

What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a kangaroo?
A huge animal that causes earthquakes, wherever it hops.
 
well
for sum reason all the australians were having a confence
when the waiter came everyone orderd
the person who makes xxxx gold said ill have a xxxx gold
the person who makes Pure blondes said ill have a pure blond
the person who makes cascade asked for a cascade
and so on so forth.....
untill it came to the person who makes VB he said ill have a diet coke

everyone turned to him and said wat the hell are u doing?
he replied "no one here is drinking beer so neither will I"

herd it on the radio
 
On a train from London to Manchester, an American was telling off the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.
"You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. Look at me... I have Italian blood, French blood, a little Australian blood, and some Swedish blood. What do you say to that?"
The Englishman replied, with a smile, "Very sporting of your Mother."

It's a short, funny joke :P I hope you cheer up!! :D -Nick the Snowman!
 
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