alpha kenny body
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8 female friends in the past 3 weeks have told me they harbored a small crush on me, another 4 have came out and basically said 'I love you'. Both of which terrify me, even if it's only for fear that the human species really is this stupid. I'm an arrogant asshole. I'm incredibly sarcastic, and I am very blunt; tact means nothing to me. To add to it all, I'm incredibly manipulative on a psychopathic level (Note, I am not a psychopath, though I have been told I'm extremely charming). It also seems strange considering that I'm, well, what no girl would consider remotely attractive.
Yet still, 5 of them said they found me very charming, nice, sweet. Almost all of them (save one) said I was 'the nicest guy ever'. If it's true, then I wonder how society made it this far. All of them said that I am real easy to fall for... Which scares me because I have elected to remain single for the rest of my days (Both for reasons of myself, and because I'd feel guilty subjecting someone to my level of mind-*****). I know at least one of them isn't joking (Ah... she's been talking about it for about 3 years now). The rest I'm not so sure about, but if they are, I need to know why. If they are joking, it doesn't matter. I'll abuse the situation to my heart's content, make some wedding plans, maybe joke about a harem or something of the sort. If they aren't, I have to approach the situation carefully and make sure I don't get myself into anything weird, and first and foremost ensure that nobody gets hurt. I'm an asshole, but I'm screwed up enough without having that on my conscience.
Oh, and I've known all of them for at least 4 years, so... figured they'd know me by now, and they'd definitely know not to play games with me. It doesn't end well.
Yet still, 5 of them said they found me very charming, nice, sweet. Almost all of them (save one) said I was 'the nicest guy ever'. If it's true, then I wonder how society made it this far. All of them said that I am real easy to fall for... Which scares me because I have elected to remain single for the rest of my days (Both for reasons of myself, and because I'd feel guilty subjecting someone to my level of mind-*****). I know at least one of them isn't joking (Ah... she's been talking about it for about 3 years now). The rest I'm not so sure about, but if they are, I need to know why. If they are joking, it doesn't matter. I'll abuse the situation to my heart's content, make some wedding plans, maybe joke about a harem or something of the sort. If they aren't, I have to approach the situation carefully and make sure I don't get myself into anything weird, and first and foremost ensure that nobody gets hurt. I'm an asshole, but I'm screwed up enough without having that on my conscience.
Oh, and I've known all of them for at least 4 years, so... figured they'd know me by now, and they'd definitely know not to play games with me. It doesn't end well.