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Woman goes to a plastic surgeon to get a quote on a facelift. The surgeon tells her it's $5000.00 but for an extra $3000.00 she can get a procedure called the KNOB. She inquires as to what the KNOB is. The surgeon informs her that during the facelift they attach the facial skin to a KNOB on the back of her head and hidden by her hair. When the facial skin begins to sag again she can just tighten the Knob. She agrees that's a good idea and gives the surgeon $8000.00 for the KNOB procedure.
Ten years later she returns to the surgeon in a panic. She claims that no matter how many times she turns the KNOB she can't get rid of the bags under her eyes and wants a refund. The surgeon examines her and proclaims "you stupid cow; you've overtightened the KNOB. Those aren't bags, they are your breasts". The woman replies; "well, I guess that explains the goatee then, doesn't it".
Ten years later she returns to the surgeon in a panic. She claims that no matter how many times she turns the KNOB she can't get rid of the bags under her eyes and wants a refund. The surgeon examines her and proclaims "you stupid cow; you've overtightened the KNOB. Those aren't bags, they are your breasts". The woman replies; "well, I guess that explains the goatee then, doesn't it".