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What do you call a musical instrument that is played by two teams of twenty people ?
A piano forte !
What do you call a very fast horse ?
Gee gee whizz !
What do you call the best dad in the World ?
Top of the pops !
What do you call a chocolate that teases small animals ?
A mole-teaser !
What do you call a fish on a motorcycle ?
A motor pike !
What do you call a pen with no hair ?
A bald point !
What do you call a thing with 22 legs, 11 heads and 2 wings ?
A football team !
What do you call a cow that cuts grass ?
A lawn mooooooer !
What do you call a magical secret agent ?
James Wand !
What do you call it when an aeroplane disappears over the horizon ?
Boeing, going, gone !
A piano forte !
What do you call a very fast horse ?
Gee gee whizz !
What do you call the best dad in the World ?
Top of the pops !
What do you call a chocolate that teases small animals ?
A mole-teaser !
What do you call a fish on a motorcycle ?
A motor pike !
What do you call a pen with no hair ?
A bald point !
What do you call a thing with 22 legs, 11 heads and 2 wings ?
A football team !
What do you call a cow that cuts grass ?
A lawn mooooooer !
What do you call a magical secret agent ?
James Wand !
What do you call it when an aeroplane disappears over the horizon ?
Boeing, going, gone !