ok some more i think the kids will enjoy do you agree?

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What do you call a song played on car horns ?

A car tune !

What do you call the man who invented a famous car and toilet paper ?

Lou rolls !

What do you call an elephant that has had too much to drink ?

Trunk !

What do you call the owner of a tool factory ?

The vice chairman !

What do you call King Midas when he stars in a James Bond film ?

Goldfinger !

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath ?

Polly unsaturated !

What do you call a dentist in the army ?

A drill sergeant !

What do you call a kangaroo at the North Pole ?

A lost kangaroo !

What do you call a rabbit dressed up as a cake ?

A cream bun !

What do you call the man who went to a fancy dress party as a sandwich ?

Roland butter !
asadfaro... I AGREE YHE KIDS WOUD NOT UNDERSTAND THAT ONE
 
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