Ok so my dad almost found my bong and i felt guilty so i showed him.. bla bla...?

[Jon]

my dad was looking under all my clothing dressers for the house phone and he went to look under one and he cut his finger on broken glass (an old downstem for the bong) and he pulled out all the glass COVERED in resin (marijuana) and then he pulled out a water bottle with a pen stuck through it that my friend made as a joke to imitate one of my other friends who makes a funny face when he smokes so it was never used i just threw it under there and completely forgot about it.. so he goes i know what this is jon, why do you have it? i said it was a joke imitating a guy on tv and then i said i feel guilty for this and pulled out my real bong and said i bought it to show off to people but i have never done it before and he took it and threw it out and told me how bad weed is and shit but even if he never found out about it i was planning on waiting till college to do it again (im only 14) so i think he thinks i smoke, which i dont anymore. i told my mom about it and she was really cool about it talking about how im smart enough not to do that stuff but not smart enough to believe that other peoples opinions matter so much that i need to have something illegal
SO the big problem is that i cant stop thinking about it and it turns out my parents were talking about it last night and my dad claims he found it when i told my mom i felt bad and showed him (which is the truth)
all i think about when my mom calls me downstairs is like fuck shes gona think i smoke but then its for something else idk its hard to explain its just the worst feeling ive ever had to experience in my life
any tips on getting through this?
i did smoke but then i stopped cuz it was throwing away money for something that isnt really THAT great

 

[iHeartAliceGlass]

h3 told you how bad w33d is ? w3ll i hat3 to say it but your fath3r is a dumbass... who is talking out of his ass. b3caus3 anyon3 who actually knows a thing or two about marijuana knows that it has no harmful sid3affects to the body... it doesn't cause brain damage or anything.. the worst thing it does is make you lathargic. (lazy) but computers and televisions do that. and as for the harm to your body... alcohol cigarettes are legal. but they are the number 1 and 2 reasons for death in America. yet in its 5000 year history... not once has there been 1 death related to smoking weed. the reason it is illegal is because back in the early 1900s they thought weed made white women want to sleep with black men. and this is literally what the law states. yet th3r3 has b33n sci3ntific 3vid3nc3 that th3s3 facts ar3 not tru3. y3t th3 law r3mains. mainly for this r3ason i'll say. unlik3 alcohol and cigar3tt3s... p3opl3 cant go out and just mak3 th3s3. so th3y hav3 to buy th3m... this way th3 gov3rnm3nt can tax th3m. but if th3 gov3rnm3nt w3r3 to mak3 w33d l3gal. th3y would put tax3s on th3m... and p3opl3 wouldn't want to pay that. b3caus3 so many p3opl3 would just b3gin to grow thi3r own w33d right out in thi3r backyard. so th3y would basically mak3 it l3gal and not b3 abl3 to profit off of it... so inst3ad with thi3r narrow minds th3y call it dang3rous and say its horribl3 for you. w3ll fuck, mcdonalds is wors3 for your body than w33d is y3t th3y hav3 no probl3m g3ttin kids all 3xcit3d for a mcdonalds burg3r. its just crazy how much trust p3opl3 actually put into th3 gov3rnm3nt without actually thinking it out for th3ms3lv3s... so 3xplain th3s3 things to th3m and t3ll th3m to think for th3ms3lv3s and not to what th3 gov3rnm3nt has to say.

PS. th3 "e" on my k3yboard is fuck3d LMAO