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lozzie
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ok so im going to number them so you can number which ones you like ok..??
1. how do you kill a blonde.
give her a gun and say its a blow dryer
2. What do you call a blonde with a brain cell??
GIFTED
3. there was a blonde, brunnete and a read head in the farm, the farmer was coming so the read head hid in the pig stye, the brunnette hid in the cows den and the blonde hid in the potato patch. the farmer shouted "is anyone here?" so the red head went oink oink and the brunnette went moooooo and then the blonde went potatoooooooooooooo!
4. why couldn't the blonde dial 911? coz she couldn't find the "11" on any of the phones.
5. a blonde and a brunnette jumped off a mountain, who got to the bottom first? the brunnette, coz the blonde asked for directions!
6.last request
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and
one's a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last
requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "Earthquake!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any
last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "Tornado!!"
Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did.
The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blonde shouts, "Fire!!"
1. how do you kill a blonde.
give her a gun and say its a blow dryer
2. What do you call a blonde with a brain cell??
GIFTED
3. there was a blonde, brunnete and a read head in the farm, the farmer was coming so the read head hid in the pig stye, the brunnette hid in the cows den and the blonde hid in the potato patch. the farmer shouted "is anyone here?" so the red head went oink oink and the brunnette went moooooo and then the blonde went potatoooooooooooooo!
4. why couldn't the blonde dial 911? coz she couldn't find the "11" on any of the phones.
5. a blonde and a brunnette jumped off a mountain, who got to the bottom first? the brunnette, coz the blonde asked for directions!
6.last request
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and
one's a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last
requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "Earthquake!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any
last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "Tornado!!"
Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did.
The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blonde shouts, "Fire!!"