Sitting in the sauna,
not unlike Madonna,
baby don't you wanna
come and join me in the sauna?
I'm really really hot,
I got a lot of friends,
be there for each other
no matter how it ends.
I don't have a llama,
And you ain't my momma,
Hate to drop the bomma
but I'm tired of the drama
Don't get on your knees
don't beg to be my man,
because if you knew me
you'd know that I am
just a girl who loves art,
for the very start,
but I'm not even that smart,
or that fun so we should part,
If you say you love me
it could only be my looks
'Cause in my whole life
I really rarely hit the books,
so please don't be like that,
I am thin and not fat,
Love my little sweet cat,
that's the end of that.