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The teacher told the class to write a short story but it should follow the classics that always include:- mystery. religion, sex and royalty.
After three minutes little Johnny said "I've finished teacher" She said "you couldn't have, show me"
So Johnny showed her
"Holy Moses" said the princess, "I'm pregnant, I wonder who did it"
What can you do when your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you
Shorten her chain
Why do they usually name hurricanes after women
They come in wild and wet, when they are gone so is your house and car
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenburg who many years ago was stranded late one night at a fashionable resort - one that did not admit Jews
The desk clerk looked down at the book and said "Sorry no room. The hotel is full. Well as a matter of we don't admit Jews.
The lady stiffened and said I'll have you know I've converted to your religion."
The desk clerk said "Oh yeah, let me ask you a couple of questions.
"Where was Jesus born?"
The lady said "In a manger in Bethlehem"
"That's right" said the clerk, "but why was he born in a manger"?
She shouted "Because a stupid, idiotic jerk like you wouldn't give a Jewish lady a room in the hotel,
After three minutes little Johnny said "I've finished teacher" She said "you couldn't have, show me"
So Johnny showed her
"Holy Moses" said the princess, "I'm pregnant, I wonder who did it"
What can you do when your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you
Shorten her chain
Why do they usually name hurricanes after women
They come in wild and wet, when they are gone so is your house and car
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenburg who many years ago was stranded late one night at a fashionable resort - one that did not admit Jews
The desk clerk looked down at the book and said "Sorry no room. The hotel is full. Well as a matter of we don't admit Jews.
The lady stiffened and said I'll have you know I've converted to your religion."
The desk clerk said "Oh yeah, let me ask you a couple of questions.
"Where was Jesus born?"
The lady said "In a manger in Bethlehem"
"That's right" said the clerk, "but why was he born in a manger"?
She shouted "Because a stupid, idiotic jerk like you wouldn't give a Jewish lady a room in the hotel,
