Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole,
looking up.
A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing.
Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the height
of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder.' The blonde
took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened
a few bolts and laid the flagpole down.
She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few
measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet
6 inches...
Then, she walked off.
Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde! We
need the height and she gives us the length.'
looking up.
A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing.
Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the height
of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder.' The blonde
took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened
a few bolts and laid the flagpole down.
She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few
measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet
6 inches...
Then, she walked off.
Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde! We
need the height and she gives us the length.'