Ocean's Twelve

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I find myself asking the question "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?"

I watched Ocean's Twelve today and it has to be one of the worst films I have ever seen...

From the start it was unclear what was going on... They wasted at least ten minutes sending whats his name round to each character....

The story was really really really poor and I couldn't follow any of it... Next was the really really really really stupid bit where Tess (Julia Roberts) pretended to be Julia Roberts and then bumped into Bruce Willis who get "Tess" to call Julia's husband but got Julia on the phone... So Julia was talking to Julia...

The whole robbery thing got pushed aside and it just seemed to be a lot of actors not really doing much for two hours! REFUND PLEASE!
 
It was up it's own bum poor.
It tried to be a stylish european film and turned out to be a confusing,boring mess of a film.

even if you liked ocean's 11,do not buy/rent this you will be disapointed.
 
I agree. I waited and waited and waited and waited for something to happen. For something to string together. Hubby got pi**ed off becase I walked out on it. Finally watched the end about two hours later. Well, think I got it but things still do not quite fit. Why was the black guy left in prison?

Oceans 11 was by contrast, great!
 
I think they need to issue a warning on the front cover "Warning lack of story"! NOTHING HAPPENED!....

As Koopy said you wait for something to happen but it doesn't! I wanted a big robbery or something like in the first one but there was no sign of it... Just a load of rubbish with Julia Roberts playing Julia Roberts! Confused? Watch the film! It's even more confusing!!!!

SPOILER WARNING

What was that rubbish at the end with that guy stealing the egg??? I mean they said the lazer beams were random yet he used dancing and stuff to get through it... right... and there's no such thing as cameras! Even if he didn't get caught they would take a look at the tapes for the past few days when the other guys took the egg....
 
I loved Oceans 11, and would like to see 12.

Interestingly all the above comments sort of make me want to see it, just to see how bad it is. :confused:

So I'll wait until it comes onto Sky.
 
Just how bad is it you wonder?? Well....

Here's a wall.... There's some paint drying on it.... But the paint doesn't seem to want to dry! It keeps going on and on... and your waiting for the paint to try.... and after two hours the paint at last drys... and you think to yourself "Why did it take two hours?" ..... hehehe
 
I loved Ocean 11 but was very disappointed by Ocean 12. I am sure I read somewhere that the script for Ocean 12 was meant to be for a different film but they just changed it to include the Ocean 11 characters as they wanted to rush out a sequel!
 
YOU'VE HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD! It would have worked with a small group of crooks who needed some money... They try to rob the place but get caught so the female member of the gang pretenRAB to be Julia Roberts :) BUT NO WAY DOES THE FILM WORK AS OCEANS 12! BOOOO
 
my opinion it was just a big excuse for all the actors to have one big ass party
and they lossely fit in afilm inbetween

having watched it a couple of tiems
i have to say the humour level is still there
albeit not as fresh as it was in oceans 11
but still the banter between pitt and clooney is absolutly quality

and this time the rest of the cast got to shine slightly
 
I didn't know what the hell was going on... It kept jumping from past to present, plus was I the only one who couldn't see the text for the days as it matched the background?

There wasn't a script... big miss! Clooney and Pitt just bug me... The whole cast bugs me because they didn't do anything! Where waz the script... Even the appearance of Bruce Willis was silly!
 
I'm going to invent a time machine and stop them movie being made... or maybe me watching it... What could I do with them 2 hours.... hmmm...

1. Have a bath
2. Have a shower
3. Watch Family Guy
4. Watch Big Brother
5. Eat Sandwich
6. Watch Ally McBeal

List is endless....
 
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