oh enter Angel's classic pixi stix story from high school lol
My senior year in high school right and a group of us where sitting down in study hall and i had these pixie stix and one of my guy friends were like you know.. if we broke these open we could trick some grade school kids into thinking this was crack or coke.
"which one of you fuckers are going to snort this shit?" I said
None of them said anything
so I was like "see pussies"
My friend Brian goes to me, "if you let me cheat off your test tomorrow I will snort them."
"You cheat off me anyways, but sure shoot for it baby" i replied back
So he snorts this pixie stix up and we are all laughing and he does it a couple of times, cause I mean he all ready fried most of his brain cells so wtf is a pixie stix going to do.
'KYLE, ANGLE, JEROLD AND BRIAN" the study hall teacher yells at us... i was like great
She asked us what we thought we was doing and Jerold goes...
"well Mrs. Klinkhammer... we was just teaching Angel hear how to cut, sniff and snort her drugs propperly... we didn't know this was against the rules..."
she like go to the office and take your candy with you...
Kyle looks at me.. and he like... "Angel give me the pixie stix..."
I was like "wtf... why?" well he never really told me but i handed them over to him anyways
Mr.Mock is sitting in his office looks up and goes "suprise suprise to see you 4 back here. Angel I would expect more from a girl... but your just as immature as these three"
I was thinking "... yeah go fuck yourself too... "
We all sit down in our normal spots... Kyle and I and the two front chairs and Brian and Jerold standing behind us
He like "Is pixi stix a new kind of high for you? Do you think drugs are cool? and goes into this little speach..
Finally my friend Kyle pops up and goes... "Mr. Mock what would you do if I laid a line down right her on your desk"
ok right now I was like Oh my fucking GOD! he got a pixi stix in his hand.. lol
Mr. Mock leans back and goes guess I will have to call the cops...
Kyle break that sucker right on his desk and snorts it up... lol... No one said anything it was kind of like these hushed giggles...
Mr.mock mouth just drops... He calmly gets the handbook out and you can just hear the pages tare.. Then all the sudden right then and there kyle sneezes and a big old blob of blue snot lands on his desk..
Mr. Mock looks at him... "DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY"
I was like "no Mr. Mock we was just trying to show you how pixi stix are not a true type of a drug and..."
kyle pops up... "and we was just wonder if you would like a hit Sir"
He got another pixie stix and getting ready to do it again...
just then Mock is like... "EVERYONE AGAINST THE WALL!"
they search us for our pixie stix... whole while...
Jerold is going "who gets to search Angel"
Needless to say... 2 weeks ISS... which turn out to be more hell for Mr.Mock, but damn good memories for us