Well the stipulation kind of put you into a box.
More so the no 4 door thing, the new SHO is AWD, sleeper.
Subaru makes some nice cars, some with potential and they are cars, but also they have 4 doors.
So, it either drop the car part, 4 door part, or cool car part. Maybe even a combination of these will need to be dropped. Stick with the "Not Hideous" part and maybe add reliable.