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A politician on T.V. Starts of by saying that oil is not a factor in a Humanitarian Intervention to stop Dictator Hugo Chavez from murdering his people . As he says this his nose grows a bit. Then he says it is necessary to fight a non existant war against a non existant enemy with none existant troops against nonexistant terrorists to gain a non existant victory. His nose grows a bit more. Then he says that a President named Rapista is the best hope for democracy. President Rapista comeson T.V. and promises to keep Venezuela safe. The politician then says that due to the terrible events in Sudan and Nigeria of course people have to intervene and again oil is not a factor. His nose grows a bit more. Meanwhile oil workers and people are climbing up on eachothers shoulders in those countries stacked all the way to the moon shouting it's all about the oil. The politician continues without skipping a beat. The politician then asks for a saw saws his nose down says vote for me