Nobody sucks at life as much as me.

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drinkcoasters

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Hahaha. Great post as always DG :D

And oh, I'm 17 . Never touched (read: fucked) a girl and I'm not planning to do it either. Depends on what you want. Right now, all I wanna do is play Warcraft, hang out and eat snacks, which is exactly what I'm doing. If you want a girlfriend, get up and go get one. That is all.

Besides, its foolish to call yourself a loser if you've had only one girlfriend. Doesn't make any sense.
 
i know you, and i know that.

But there are plenty of things yt oucan do to make your life better, and sex aint one of them.

My advicee:

*get some motivation and join a gym

* push yourself like a motherfucker

Why? because if you can better yourself physically/ ethically. then your life will start to improve.

and fuck the rest of you who dont agree, because i assure you its the first step to confidence.
 
Jesus...did you want advice or were you just letting WTF know that your life sucks and your to much of a loser to do anything about it?

Everytime someone tries to lend you some handy advice all you can say is "god hates me". So fucking what I hate God, and he hates me...I get through life just fine. Want to know why? Because when "God" smacks me down, I flip him the bird, brush the dirt off my knees. and go for another round.
 
Well, you still have the rest of your life ahead of you...

Assuming you haven't already committed suicide.

:fart:

(the above emoticon has nothing to do with the post but i thought it was funny)
 
While I don't agree that everything that goes wrong in our lives can be traced back to God (instead, I believe it can be traced to mans perception of God, which, in my belief system, is totally incorrect and has little to do with what the bible, koran, or torah says).....

I will say...

Amen to that!
 
Seriously, you sound like I used to Unfa. The difference is that you actually make shit up, I had a nasty habit of blowing everything out of proportion.

Stop with the self pity. I no longer self pity because it throws me into deep depressions (I'm bipolar).
 
First off, I posted that, so--you are just being a dork. Secondly, I don't think unfa is actually making things up as in the imaginary sense, I think he is, like many people do, looking for reasons that can be addressed by excuses rather than action.

Don't twist my words.
 
Unfa I think you have the ability to change your life to make it a more positive place, you seem to be lacking the drive though. I understand that man. I hope you find something IRL that makes you happy soon.
 
I was thinking that this thread is not about descent, this should be about helping unfa realize that he is a good man, he just needs a good kick in the ass to be reminded of that.
 
hey unforgiven this is good advice. i have had all the clecie's thrown at me
and here is what i've learned: eventually we all get a girl perhaps your's has already came and gone. but you never know.so just keep trying like i do and eventually we'll both be happy. :happysad:
 
I promise you, I suck more.
almost 17 years: 0 girlfriends on anything beyond the title, 1 group date, 0 kisses, Sympathy Hugs, 0 sex.

My life has been a serious of ever increasing failures. My IQ is something of legend yet my GPA is comparable to a retarded dead dog (sort of) for a whole slew of reasons about which everyone has a theory but since second grade not a single working solution to the problem has been presented (despite plenty of waste of time solutions). I am a god at everything I do (but homework) and I doubt I will make it into any of the colleges to which I apply (despite probably getting a 2400 (have on the last two practices)).

My family is about as fucked up as it can legally be without my having to leave

Let's compare.

I dont feel bad about any of this though. I have realized the test of a person is not how much action he gets (as you buy that or find an insecure woman (or man, I'm not here to pass judgement)). Come up with a serious goal and pursue it. If you fail, just think about what a great opportunity you have to be bitter and resentful.
 
I beg to differ....I'm 18 and haven't ever had a real date. :eek: Really, it's not so bad! It's actually better, you're the only one you have to spend your whole life with, so love spending time with yourself! Romance isn't everything.
 
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