Nobody sucks at life as much as me.

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I think the only reason you don't have a girl is you don't go to school (where you can meet some) and you don't go out. If you stay home all the time, of course you're gonna stay single. How can you have a girlfriend if you don't meet girls.

And sex is overrated, because I think it doesn't make your life more or less shitty overall.
 
Descent is lying....he's never done anything. Back to the subject at hand, I admire you for not having sex. Don't know why, but I feel it's an accomplishment because msot people feel it's someting that can be thrown away. Sex is an important thing and should be cherished. It's not about the numbers you've had but the quality and love of it. I've kept my virginity for the purpose of love. If you don't love anybody right now, don't have sex...simple as that.
 
Then get your ass out from in front of that fuckin' computer and go get it. Making threads about how much your life sucks will not improve the 'quality' of your life.

So you've had sex once...at least you know you don't have STD's.
You've hugged one girl, :thumb2: at least she didn't slap you afterwards.
You've been on one date. Going on a date is like going to an interview(refference to Van Wilder), you'll never meet the requirements for the person sitting accross from you.
Only kissed one girl...if you didn't get mono the first time be glad you've only kissed one girl and haven't gotten that shit.
 
i got it worse i have been denied by every girl i have ever liked. im 17 and i haven't even held hands with a girl, and most make fun of me and keep saying no.:sad:
 
I'm sorry man. It's cool though. I mean, you've got more action than me. OK, I'm 16, but I'm a late bloomer too. I've kissed one guy and one girl and I've had one boyfriend (in 7th grade). The girl I kissed wasn't even pretty.

Late bloomers are awesome.. you should be proud, and just don't get too worked up about it. It'll happen.

Or at least that's what I tell myself.
 
Dude, I'm 29 years old and make 20 grand a year. I dropped out of high school and college. I had 3 kids before I was 25. You know what tho, fuck it. I don't judge myself on who everyone and the American media thinks I should be. The only people you need to answer to are yourself and God.

PS Unfa---no offence to Jesse, but don't you think its harder to get sexxored if you only date girls on the internet? Look, you are a good man. For the most part. A woman does not make you a man. Being able to know yourself and be proud of who you are, not WHAT you are.....is what makes you a man.
 
See my edit.

And its not God or anyone that doesn't like you. You don't like you. So mabye you should explore why you don't like who you are and then change that. Make a list, check it twice, jerk off a little more.
 
Ok guy, only you can change your situation. You can jerk off twice a day and sit on your ass thinking your life sucks, or you can slap yourself in the face twice, go out, and do something with your life.

Your destiny is in your hands.
 
Honestly, you need to stop making up reasons why your life sucks. You know I love ya man, we've known each other for a few years.

So now I'm going to talk to you like I would talk to anyone in my family, like my brother.

Grow the fuck up, stop whining about how much your life sucks and fight to get what you want out of life.

Don't like being a virgin? Try leaving your fucking house every once in a while.

Don't like your job? Find another one.

Don't like your lack of education? Go to college.

Don't like the way you look, go on a diet, shave your head, get a septum ring.

Most of all though, stop making excuses for why you are who you are and why you hate who you are and just start being YOU. Not who everyone thinks you are, or wants you to be, but that person inside that you hide away because you are afraid no one will like that person. Stop moping around like a pussy ass bitch.

Nobody every told you life was easy. Nobody promised you a fucking rose garden. So make your own damn rose garden, but stop making excuses for why you can't. Because excuses are like assholes, everyone has one and they all fucking STINK.

You think anyone handed me anything in life? Fuck no. I have worked in one form or another since I was 12. I don't ask for hand outs and I don't expect anyone. I don't ask for anyone to love me, or make me feel better or do anything. I do it myself.

Christ man, get some fucking balls.

PS: You should have known that I am not the person to go to for sympathy, but I am the person to go to if you need a fire lit under your ass or some real advice.
 
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