Nobody sucks at life as much as me.

[ghost_monkey47]

I'm 22 years old.

In my 22 years on earth, I've only been on one date, I've only kissed one girl, I've only hugged one girl, I've only had sex once, (don't remember any of the above) and I've never had a girlfriend closer than 2000 miles away.

Go me! :happysad:

 

[| thE-paK araB roCker|]

wow.
You really do suck at life.
Sucks to be you. :sad:

 

[Papa Roach]

i was excited, confused, then disappointed.

i thought you had figured out a way to have sex with someone at a distance of 2000 miles away.

 

[GAGO]

No you don't suck at life. If life was only about having sex and procreation of the species. Then Mexicans and Phillipinoes would be the most succesful bunch ever. Obviously they are not.

 

[Shwoop]

I'm sorry dude, that sounds like it really fuckin sucks. I would say I'd date you cause you kick fuckin ass but:
A) I'm taken and happy
B) I'm probably over 2000 miles away
C) I'm under aged
D) Internet dating isnt my thing.

But would it help if I said I love you cause you're hella cool?:happysad:

 

[Iucasy]

Unforgiven, just remember this - You've gotten more action than I have. At least you had sex.

I've eaten a girl out, given a rimjob, fingered two girls and had two girls make out on my lap.

My ex girlfriend would shirk away when I would hug her and never wanted to be kissed. She only wanted my dick and knew I was too naive and stupid to notice that.

At least your only girlfriend gave a shit about you (I know who she is). I'm very glad that my mom drove me to her house late, my dad threw out his back, and my friend wanted me to build a computer for him.

Because if those three things never happened, I would have gone to her house.

I would have lost my virginity to her and regretted it ever since.

So be glad your only girlfriend loved you, okay? Because mine didn't, and she used me to fix her fucking PowerBook and to fill her hole.

I cared deeply for her and she only cared about me penetrating her deeply.

Love is underrated. You should be glad you had that in a relationship.

I only got over the hurt two months ago.

 

[<,"(((><]

Sometimes I think that's all Beth wanted also.

 

[seew]

I'm 18, never had sex,, had a girl who was next door. Other than tha, everything is the same just as you. Go me also!

 

[♥ < thats love fer ya]

you forgot catholics and mormons you racist pile of dung.

 

[trixiepop]

Your life doesn't suck, I'm sure we can come up with another word thats even lower then suck for your life.

Just kidding, nah it's not all that big of a deal. You have to put yourself out there more. I am rather lazy about doing it myself but once I did things turned out rather well. Dating a great girl, though the rest of my life is getting a little messy at least I have her.

 

[tasteM]

Personally, I'd much prefer that you haven't been with a bunch of different people... because you are mine, damnit.

 

[Jenr]

I don't believe you.
If what you said is true then you should hate the world more than I do.
Join the hater's club.

 

[Hugin]

Believe what you will.

You don't know me, I don't know you. Therefore, I don't care.

 

[Geniva]

Hey now, everyone. He's down on his life. No need to agree with him. :sad:

Unforgiven: You are young. You got plenty of time to find someone that is good for you. Someone closer and wants you for more than sex. You've only experienced these wonderful moments once in your lifetime. You got plenty of time to get it right. I know some people couldn't get it right until their later 20's. Some still don't have it right. Others just get it easier than some.

You're time will come. You'll find a job/career you like. You'll find a girl that appreciates you. One day, you'll just find your groove in life. Just go with it. Meanwhile, take this time to figure out what you want and what makes you happy about who you are.