This goes out to the roundest pinkest most violent…thing
She floats through the air, with all her bling bling
I have no idea what she is, or how she looks like,
All I know, I want to give her my bike
She’s round n pink, and very puffy
Walking tall, never looking scruffy.
She’s rounder than Pi, on a scale to 3.14
She loves my poems, always begging for more.
She likes to suck, not being dirty like a dinski
swallowing enemies, like she’s monica lewinski
She takes her hammer, smashing and crashin,
She’s in lov with me, because I’m so dashin’
This puffy thing is named Kirby,
Strap on your helmet, we’ll head to a derby.
She drives me crazy, like I got scurvy,
Full figured shaped who is so curvy.
Kirby get your bag, i’ll climb on your back,
we’ll float over the world, even iraq.
Playing nintendo till we finish,
shootouts for 20min, never diminish.
then hit the sheets, for a kip…
or we can jus play, with my joystick.
Winning matches will be our thing,
watching glee because we like to sing,
making jokes like Chandler Bing,
ill take my feather, fly with my wings
Zoop, Zaap, Zeep, Zing!
She floats through the air, with all her bling bling
I have no idea what she is, or how she looks like,
All I know, I want to give her my bike
She’s round n pink, and very puffy
Walking tall, never looking scruffy.
She’s rounder than Pi, on a scale to 3.14
She loves my poems, always begging for more.
She likes to suck, not being dirty like a dinski
swallowing enemies, like she’s monica lewinski
She takes her hammer, smashing and crashin,
She’s in lov with me, because I’m so dashin’
This puffy thing is named Kirby,
Strap on your helmet, we’ll head to a derby.
She drives me crazy, like I got scurvy,
Full figured shaped who is so curvy.
Kirby get your bag, i’ll climb on your back,
we’ll float over the world, even iraq.
Playing nintendo till we finish,
shootouts for 20min, never diminish.
then hit the sheets, for a kip…
or we can jus play, with my joystick.
Winning matches will be our thing,
watching glee because we like to sing,
making jokes like Chandler Bing,
ill take my feather, fly with my wings
Zoop, Zaap, Zeep, Zing!