New Food

M

Marwa

New member
I found a new food that might turn some of you off. But take my word,
for me it makes sense. I found out a month ago that I only have one
month to live. So I sat down for a week and ate gigantic meals to
build up massive amounts of shit in my intestines. About a week later
I stopped eating regular food and began eating only my own shit. The
portions get smaller and smaller each day. I can feel myself going.
But the doctor told me I was going anyway, a month at best - so why
waste all that money and all that time on buying and making food when
you can just eat your own shit till the day you die? I have about 3
days left. I am bothered by the small portions as for some reason I
still have the appetite of a healthy person. I haven't been on this
newsgroup in some time. I wish I could leave you with a better
recipe, but this is all I've got. And nobody is saying you must eat
your own shit all by itself. Nobody is saying you can't spray canned
whipped cream over your turds or cover them in mustard or ketchup or
any condiment of your choosing. As we all know, cooking is a very
individual phenomena. May God bless you all, each and every fucking
one.

TJ
 
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