Found this the other day, found it funny, but that's just me...any others?
A man was tired of the city life, so he decided to buy some farmland in the countryside. So he went to a local farm house where he could buy some farm animals.
He walked up to the stable and hollered for any workers. A rancher greets him, "Howdy there pardner, whatcha here fo'?"
"Yes, I am wanting to become a farmer and want to buy some animals to start off with."
"Ahh, whatcha lookin' fer?"
"I'm wanting to start off with a Rooster."
"Alright son. First thing's first. Ya gonna be a farmer, ya gotta talk like a farmer. Ya see, we calls them Cocks."
"Alright then." "I am also wanting a chicken."
"We also calls them Pullets."
"And last, I am wanting to be buying a donkey."
"Roung here, we calls them asses. Them like to act up a whole lot, so jus' slap their backside, and they'll listen to ya."
So the city slicker walked back to his new home on a small trail. He later notices a pretty young women walking his way when his donkey starts to act up. The young women asked the young man, "Hey there, ya need any help?"
"Yes, I would." "Can ya hold my Cock and Pullet while I slap my ***?"
