Need cheesy black metal lyrics

[Geniva]

Just for the fun of it my friend and I are attempting to start a parody-ish black metal band. Any epic cheesy lyrics you could offer as inspiration? Things like "I thrust my frost-covered sword into her gates of attrition" or "grim and frostbitten kingdoms." Pretty much Immortal-related stuff.

 

[Falling Upward]

thought you might be gabby but looked at your other posts and he does not like dt or acdc so ya fuck off

 

[James S76]

Maybe you should write some metal lyrics.... because it seem anyhitng you write will be cheesy. It takes time and dedication to do anyhitng...even if it is "cheezy".

 

[Codswallop]

damn didn't expect people to take this seriously. i just wanted some other people's cheesy lyrics

 

[luv2help]

Grimness is attained only by selling your soul to Satan. The gift will not be extended to those unwilling to destroy their lives for the unholy one.

Duh.