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10 POINTS to the person who can find a Chuck joke funnier than these:
1. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norri's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
2. Chuck Norris is sueing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
3. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
4. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents whenever he listens to a song.
5. Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic table, because he only knows the element of surprise.
6. The Great Wall of China was originally built to keep Chuck out.. It failed.
7. There isn't a theory of evolution, only the animals that Chuck Norris allowed to live.
8. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says "two seconds til" after you ask, "two seconds till what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
9. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect four in 3 moves.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
Anytime someone is elected president in the United States, they must ask permission from Chuck Norris to live in the White House. The reason for this is because Chuck Norris had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777. He just allows others to run the country in his place.
1. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norri's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
2. Chuck Norris is sueing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
3. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
4. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents whenever he listens to a song.
5. Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic table, because he only knows the element of surprise.
6. The Great Wall of China was originally built to keep Chuck out.. It failed.
7. There isn't a theory of evolution, only the animals that Chuck Norris allowed to live.
8. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says "two seconds til" after you ask, "two seconds till what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
9. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect four in 3 moves.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
Anytime someone is elected president in the United States, they must ask permission from Chuck Norris to live in the White House. The reason for this is because Chuck Norris had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777. He just allows others to run the country in his place.