your momma's so fat, when she backs up, you hear a beeping sound,
Your momma's teeth are so yellow, I cant beleave it's not butter.
your momma's so ugly when she was born the doctor said
'oh what a little treasure" and her dad said, we better bury it.
Your momma's so stupid, cause when she was born, the doctor went to throw her in the incubator, and missed and threw her into the microwave and fried her brain.
Your momma's so fat, her favorite restruant has to grow it's own potatos in the back yard for when she orders fries.
Your momma's so ugly, she doesn't have to wear a costume on halloween.
I could go on, but It's not worth only getting the 2 points to do any more.
