My beautiful baby boy was born on the night after Christmas. His name is Lucifer, however he is suffering from some birth defects unfortunately. Firstly, his veins are large, black and can be seen through his skin. His chest is quite cold, and his doctor could not get a pulse or heartbeat. He does not cry, it is more like a screeching eery sound that is quite irritating and nauseating. And, like all babies, he has quite long and sharp nails but the doctors cannot seem to cut them. His eyes are always seem to be looking and following something in the room but there is nothing there. Not to mention the color of his eyes are not of my eye color nor my wife's. Instead, they seem to be a dark brown or blackish red type color. Lastly, his tailbone has quite a large tail on it, i know it is somewhat common for babies to have those teeny tiny tails on their tailbones, but not as large as my baby Lucifers. Doctors keep trying to convince me he is "evil" or the "spawn of Satan" and some bullshit. Can someone please diagnose Lucifer's illness and give me a cure? Im sure its just some new strain of the flu or something. Thank You