My snake's been invite to a formal dinner. This is his first time outing. Will he...

Super Midget IX

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...make an asp of himself? He has never been to a function of this scale before. The event might rattle him. He hasn't learn to use his knife and fork tongue very well yet and I am scared he might not viper his mouth properly
 
Whether you drive a Dodge Viper or a Ford Shelby Cobra you should take everything in stride and not get rattled. Boas will be boas. Take your snake to a pie eating contest. He might enjoy an old fashioned Pie a thon. I took my girlfriend, Anna Conda to one and she really enjoyed it. Hope this helps, you old sidewinder. Later, you can go out for a little dancing and practice your black mamba moves. It is easy to see why Mark Anthony was so smitten with Cleopatra. Not only was she fun to be around when she wasn't in denial, but she had a great asp.
 
drown your snake in oil put it in a bottle with water and let it sit there for 20 years then sell it on the streets as snake wine that is made of win and cake sauce
 
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