My snake's been invite to a formal dinner. This is his first time outing. Will he make

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an asp of himself? He has never been to a function of this scale before. He doesn't learn to use his knife and fork tongue very well yet and I am scared he might not viper his mouth properly.
 
Well, I woke up in a bad mood this morning, mad at the world practically. this one got me smiling.
 
My snake doesn't do dinner parties anymore. The last one he showed bad manners and ate his dinner whole. It was the hostesses Yorkshire...and I ain't talking pudding!
 
Well be sure that he says "Pl-hisssss" and "Fang-u" which shows good manners. It would also be a good idea if he shed his skin before he goes, so his scales look fresh and bright.
 
It would be a perfect occasion for him to wear a boa tie.

Edit: I just love silly questions and silly answers. They start the day just right.
 
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