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milikiebubblegum
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my mom is 53 and my dad is 57 and they haven't had sex since i was 5 yrs. old. i'm now 14 1/2 and my mom would sleep on a different bed in the same room as me cuz we're close. but, a week ago she started sleeping w/ dad i thought they were too old to want sex, so i walk in every 2 hrs. of nite i wake up, they're always fully-clothed sleeping.
so this morning overheard my mom ask dad to get her ky jelly for valentines and he was like "i know what it's for um...yeah been a while..." she was liek "well i missed you babe"
i overheard and i kinda made a comment to my cat likë "mindy, that's good you have fur? why? oh so ur vagina ain't dry" and my mom was like u obviously heard he's my husband get over it. so i've been calling her a ho and ignoring her and i plan on cutting myself and checking in on them every ten minutes at nite w/ my cell alarm. what do i do? don't be ahnoyying and say it's normal "there 4uken' old!"
but yeah i'm never talking to them again and now i'm becoming emo cuz of it.
i'm a lip virgin and a virgn virgin. my mom never talked to me about sex and i find her a hypocrite! :K
so this morning overheard my mom ask dad to get her ky jelly for valentines and he was like "i know what it's for um...yeah been a while..." she was liek "well i missed you babe"
i overheard and i kinda made a comment to my cat likë "mindy, that's good you have fur? why? oh so ur vagina ain't dry" and my mom was like u obviously heard he's my husband get over it. so i've been calling her a ho and ignoring her and i plan on cutting myself and checking in on them every ten minutes at nite w/ my cell alarm. what do i do? don't be ahnoyying and say it's normal "there 4uken' old!"
but yeah i'm never talking to them again and now i'm becoming emo cuz of it.
i'm a lip virgin and a virgn virgin. my mom never talked to me about sex and i find her a hypocrite! :K