My parents got into huge fight about Arnold Schwarzenegger?

dragonfly

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Several months ago it was about a car my dad wanted. Then a fight was over whether a coconut can be drilled or cut open. That coconut ended up being thrown through the kitchen window by my dad. Then another fight about why my dad wants George Bush to serve a third term...that fight resulted in bags of chips, pretzels, and boxes of cereal being torn open and thrown all over the kitchen. Another fight about whether Irans president uses hair dye. A few nights ago an severe verbal sparring about Rick Perry and why my dad thinks he should run the country. My mum disagreed and that resulted in the dishwasher being ripped out because my mum said to give Rick Perry golden showers from now on. I was purely shocked hearing that revelation.

Tonight was an apocalyptic fight about Arnold Schwarzenegger. This fight lasted over 4 hours! 3 of the hours was all out yelling, cursing, insulting, throwing of bowls and plates, and throwing food all over the downstairs. There is avacado, oranges, stuffing, a pumpkin pie on the wall and floor, and a gallon of milk dumped on the table with the container crouched up. All because they fought about whether Arnold was a better actor or governor.

L.M.M.Fing.A.O still! Does anyone's parents fight over silly things that you can't help but laugh hard? My stomach hurts from laughing so hard so long and I have it on audio tape as well as other fights. It is truly entertaining and I hope others can share some hilarious parental fight stories such as mine. Is it adrenaline pumping? I have a rating system on my argument-O-meter and most of their fights rank an 8 or higher meaning heated and entertaining. How can one not laugh when your parents bicker about whether a political figure uses hair dye or whether they make a good actor and then trade insults and yelling while having a food throwing temper tantrum...ill bet you anything Arnold would be flattered knowing this apocalyptic fight happened because of him!! I had to jam a sock in my mouth so they wouldn't hear my laughing. They are starting to argue again!! Time to go this is exciting!
 
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