My night off!

jeevan r

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My night off. Lol you can call it a night off with no beer, no party and no fucky fucky. Its now like 5am my kids asleep so I have to be quite so no party. She likes to get up alot so her seein me drunk would be bad. So no drinkin, child protective services would have a hay day with that one. And to top it off her mom has been gone for her whole life. So thats bad for her and me. But on the bright side I have the soft glow of the internet to keep me company. That and (if youre a father or mother you'll understand this one) I can just look in on her and watch her sleep. Seems to make the whole night worth just stayin up and wanting a beer. Well so far it has been a fun night I watch the cops bust a guy breakin into a guys car and chase him down the street. They tackled him and he skided face first. Then I had to laugh my ass off my kid got up walk into my room and sat on my bed and started to talk to me. Thing is she was asleep and I was in the pisser. I came out and shes just mumblin away so I ship her back to bed and some guy knocks on my door sayin someone said my kid stole his motercycle I just laughed at him and was like my kids 3 good luck with provin that to the cops and cloesed the door. My kid gets out of bed and goes but I did take his motercycle Lmao she took this little model of a motercycle right off his poarch and walked inside with it. So theres me tryin not to look like an ass and sneakin it up onto his poarch without getting cought lol the guys comes out and goes I just proved it. lol So we sat and talked for a few and now I have a new friend. So it wasnt that bad of a night.
 
Congrats on finding a way to enjoy yourself in spite of resistance! It sounds like you like in an "interesting" area, me too. Enjoy the 3 year old, I sure as hell did when my daughter was 3, enjoy, remember, it will help later when you want to kill her when she's a teen. Trust me. :thumbsup:
 
I know what you mean man I want to ring her neck some times now, but too shes just too cute. Im just kinda wingin it over here kinda hard doin this stuff Im just glad the gov. helps out a bit. Cuz its nuts over here. And yea I live in a interesting area. Its not too bad but I makes you wanna laugh and sometimes kill people but I just call the cops that the last thing I need is to get my ass kicked. So do you know how bad teen girls can be I grew up with all as a only child and never really got to know that much about how bad it can get. So some info on heads up would be great.
 
I'll be brutal:

Guys checking out your daughter thinking "Yeah I'd fuck her"

Your daughter checking out guys and thinking the same.

Your kid doing something totally fucking stupid, and then blaming you for it.

You're trying to help your kid with advice and you know they think you're a fucking moron, just because you're an adult.

Your kid deciding to date the biggest loser she can find, just because.

Your kid trying to distance herself from you and what you do, just because you're not cool.

Your kid trying drinking and drugs.

Ahhhhh the wonders.... you have much to see and do.
 
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