My kitteh told me she wants to become a poet...?

[kirby]

how can I help her achieve this goal?

(hehe, she's smoking a pipe and reading Keats right now) so0o cute.

 

[Lauren]

send her poems into places. all things are possible

 

[Lauren]

send her poems into places. all things are possible

 

[mtheoryrules]

shrugs
most good poets
are not decidedly so
until after they are dead

 

[mtheoryrules]

shrugs
most good poets
are not decidedly so
until after they are dead

 

[angrypete3]

My dog tells me to start fires....(I think he might be an arsonist)

 

[mtheoryrules]

shrugs
most good poets
are not decidedly so
until after they are dead

 

[§ Baby's Blues Rock §]

I think she is well on her way...
give her a nice pair of spectacles and a plaid housecoat.. and voila!

 

[Buk]

Brush her gently, slightly, tenderly, and knowingly.

 

[Shannon]

I had a cat who brought me a breakfast mouse every morning. He didn't care for Keats, but often nestled by The Complete Works of William Shakespeare. He probably would have smoked a pipe if I'd let him have the Complete Sherlock Holmes a bit more often.

1. Give her lists of words ending in -ow or -ew.

2. Remember that she understands far more words in English than do you in Felinese.

3. Speak to her in verse when possible.

4. Practice purring to give her a sense that you are trying as well to broaden the cultural bonds between you.

5. Some nice catnip paper and tuna ink in her pens might help as well.