My girlfriend ate my dog!?

You should rip off her eyeballs feed them to her Rip of her legs and tie them around her neck take her arms and slap her Throw her into a frozen lake take her out set her on fire extiguish her put her on Kingda Kong Punch her in the stomach. Rip off her left boob and feed it to your cat Get Waldo from your closet and throw him at her and then make her listen tobad romance twenty-four-seven. :)
 
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