White_Coolio
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I am an amateur artist and I love to draw life-like pictures with my crayons. To me, the crayons are holy. The other day I came home from class and I could see two of my crayons laying on the floor, broken in half. I almost choked on my mocha latte and yelled at my gf to come down and explained. She just laughed at me and said "oh you big baby I had some friends over and had to clean up a little and I guess they fell down or something".
Disgusted at her disregard for my property first farted in her face and kept my butt there for 20 sec and then I grabbed her hair and pulled out a chunk and told her to go to her room. She flipped out like a bit*h and ran out. Now she said she won't have sex with me for two weeks. Girls, how can I seduce her? I am so incredibly horny right now its been 27 hours. How can I lure her pants off?
Disgusted at her disregard for my property first farted in her face and kept my butt there for 20 sec and then I grabbed her hair and pulled out a chunk and told her to go to her room. She flipped out like a bit*h and ran out. Now she said she won't have sex with me for two weeks. Girls, how can I seduce her? I am so incredibly horny right now its been 27 hours. How can I lure her pants off?