Wow, you and this 'Roger' are GREAT friends. I mean like, GREAT buddies.
Maybe you could go to the local park, and give a speech about nudists and how they feel free when they are well...nude. And camp out there and protest. Afterwords, if a mob comes towards you run to the nearest woods (perferablly by a river), and fish so you can eat them in the morning and steal a few eggs froma local farm. Good breakfast, ey?