cosin billy bobs pa went to look at a Preachers hoss for sale over by the grand canyon. he asked the Preacher if he could try him out. the Preacher sez he could but should know he trained him alittle different...you gotta say "praise God " to make him go and "Amen" to make him stop. so cosin billy bobs pa took him fer a ride. the hoss spooked and runned off. wez could hear him yellin WHOA WHOA WHOA as the hoss runned away. it was really funny and wez all laffed pretty good till we noticed he was running fer the cliff. at the very last second before the cliff cosin billy bobs pa remembered and yelt loud "AMEN" . the hoss slided to a stop at the edge of the cliff stoppin with his half front hoofs hangin over the edge. i think it was the coolest thing i ever saw. but then my cousin billy bobs pa was so relived he cried out "Praise God" ...the funeral is next saterday, ifn they find all the pieces.
so i have 2 questions :
one) do you think i can sue the Preacher fer trainin a hoss that way?
too) do you think God would get mad at me fer suen a Preacher?
tree) how do i get my child support payments since cosin billy bobs pa was my babys daddy?
so i have 2 questions :
one) do you think i can sue the Preacher fer trainin a hoss that way?
too) do you think God would get mad at me fer suen a Preacher?
tree) how do i get my child support payments since cosin billy bobs pa was my babys daddy?