my car turned into a transformer!?

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backy izzle

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ok well for some time my car has had a transformer sign on it and an hour ago it transformed !

it then raped me and cumed oil inside me. do i get to be a transformer now ?
 
first i have to say its your fault for putting the transformers sticker on it!

im sorry it raped you,you may need some stitches and something to get the oil cum out from inside you. im guessing he didn't yous a condom? GOD you could have trans-aids! better get checked out!

and no you will not turn into a transformer... but your now impregnated with a transformer baby. i suggest you don't abort because i wanna see it when its born!
 
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