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It's about this guy named Steve. He's in his early 30's, owns a pet shop, and has slight ADD issues. Alittle introverted and a social outcast, he talks to the animals in the store, and treats them as his friends. The old cashier quit because she/he (tranny) ran off to Las Vegas to become a stripper... Anyways, he hires this new 17 year old high school chick, Maxine. Equally as strange as Steve, Maxine has purple hair, a few piercings including one on her nose, and is one of those anime obsessed freaks. Maxine's stubborn and sassy personality causes a rough start for the two, but eventually they begin to connect through their abadonment from normal society. This connection leads to a great friendship which then leads to more... Let's just say they have sex a few times.. However, Maxine leaves Steve for another high school boy who shares the same love for anime. Frusturated, Steve fires Maxine, and the pet shop's success begins to down climb. After some time without revenue, Steve is forced to close down the store. That night, he drinks excessively and decides to drive over to Maxine's to tell her about the store's failure. He gets pulled over while driving drunk, but the intoxicated Steve jumps out of his car, kicks the policeman in the groin, and runs away. He reaches Maxine's house, his breath reeking of vodka, and tries to convince her to hide him. Then, he informs her about the store's foreclosure. Maxine tears up and demands that they visit the store. She rides her bike there while Steve clinges on to her back. They go inside the store, turn on all the lights, and let out all the animals from their cages. And, yeah I don't know what will happen from there... but that's what I have so far.
---------------------------------an excerpt from the middle of the book-----------------------------------
Maxine tossed back his hair and whispered in his ear, “Take off your shirt.”
“What?” Steve blushed.
“I said take your shirt off… now.” Maxine traced her fingers around his neck and down his shivering spine.
“I can’t- I mean we can’t… It’s just…” He stuttered, interrupted by the placement of Maxine’s soft finger against his lips.
“Shh… It’s now or never, Steve. Take your pick.” She circled around to his front and leaned in closely to his face. Her cool breath tickled his cheek.
He gulped, “now,” and came in for the kiss- the passionate, sexy kiss. Her lips, lush, as his pressed against them. The two, entangled and shirts off, slumped onto the floor of the amphibian department.
---------------------------------an excerpt from the middle of the book-----------------------------------
Maxine tossed back his hair and whispered in his ear, “Take off your shirt.”
“What?” Steve blushed.
“I said take your shirt off… now.” Maxine traced her fingers around his neck and down his shivering spine.
“I can’t- I mean we can’t… It’s just…” He stuttered, interrupted by the placement of Maxine’s soft finger against his lips.
“Shh… It’s now or never, Steve. Take your pick.” She circled around to his front and leaned in closely to his face. Her cool breath tickled his cheek.
He gulped, “now,” and came in for the kiss- the passionate, sexy kiss. Her lips, lush, as his pressed against them. The two, entangled and shirts off, slumped onto the floor of the amphibian department.