My bike was stolen! HELP!?

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Gary M

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I was jogging at the track today (there was about twenty joggers) and I had my bike over at the rack (it wasn't locked by a chain though) and as I was jogging I noticed someone jumped on it and started to petal away, so I ran after him and the other joggers noticed and began jogging after the bike in a swarming crowd! I yelled at the thief: "That's MY bike!" but then the crowd of joggers yelled: "no it's my bike! NO MINE!"

I am so upset that I lost my bike, this happened to my ancestors in the Medieval Ages, his horse was stolen and he ran after yelling: "YONDER MOOR CONVETED MINE STEED"

What do I do?
 
Find the guy's house, and throw rotten eggs through his windows. Once he gets tired of the nightly bombardment, you should be able to get your bike back.
 
Buy a new bike and stop making up stories.

Sorry you are bored, but don't take it out on us. Anyone with any sense knows you leave nothing unlocked if you want to keep it.
 
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