My all time favorite Irish joke... [rated PG]

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My all time favorite Irish joke... [rated PG]

Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?

It's capital is always Dublin!

Tip o' the hat to you Irish BUMS!!!

Andy
 
May those that love us, love us; and those that don't love
us, may God turn their hearts; if he can't turn there
hearts, then may he turn their ankles, so we'll know them by
their limp.
 
"M. JL Esq." wrote:



JL,

An acquaintance puts Bailey's Irish Cream in his morning coffee before
work.

Is that what you do?

Best,

Andy
 
Nan wrote:


I still don't know what putting some English in a game of pool
(billiards) means but i do like to Irish up my coffee:)
--
JL
 
On Mar 16, 3:19?pm, Andy wrote:


My all time favorite Irish joke - also PG rated:

What's Irish and stays out all night?


Patio Furniture


no, I'm not good with jokes.....
Susan B.
 
On Mar 17, 8:08?pm, dsi1 wrote:

My brother used to tell this joke about how dumb his wife was. He'd
say that he told her thisWhich stretches farther, skin or rubber?
When she said, "rubber," he'd say, "no, skin. Haven't you read in the
Bible where Jesus tied his ass to a tree and walked into the city?"
But when she tried to retell the joke, not wanting to say the word,
"ass," She'd substitute the word donkey in the punchline, and she
could never figure out why no one laughed.

--Bryan
 
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