MURPHY'S other fifteen laws ?? part two?

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9/ it is said that you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end , someone would be stupid enough to pass them

10/ if the shoe fits , get another one just like it

11/ the things that come to those who wait , may be the things left by those , who got there first

12/ give a man a fish and he will eat for a day , teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day and drink

13/ flashlight : a case for holding dead batteries

14/ the shine bone is a device for finding funiture in the dark

15/ when you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people , who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty
 
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