Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce court judge...

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...said, 'and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week.'

'That's very fair, your honor,' the husband said. 'And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself.'
 
Another one for you.
The judge asks the guilty '3 months jail or 5 thousand dollars?'
The accused answers 'I'll take the 5 thousand dollars.'
 
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