Movie reviews
- Thread starter Ted M P
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Funny, I've only ever left one review on the IMDB and it was subsequently deleted ...because someone found it offensive, apparently. In the interest of free-speech I'm going to resurrect it here 
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
George Lucas (reprising the character of Beavis) calls to Stuart's house and runs-riot in the kitchen, ingesting whatever caffeine/chocolate/E-numbers he can get his mitts on. The Great Cornholia ensues. "Fire, fire, fire" is his sole demand, as he rocks in through the door of The Skywalker Ranch. Fearing for their lives, the 5,000,000 strong CGI team hammer away on their collective keyboarRAB like their lives depended upon it and --fast-forward a few hours-- REVENGE OF THE SITH has been conceived. The sun(s) rises and G. Lucas wakes in the squalor of last nights sugar-binge, chocolate wrappers adorn the floor & his memory somewhat hazy as to WHAT exactly transpired the previous night. Panic sets in. In a last ditch effort to rescue his artistic integrity, he blue-screens in a few 'actors', feeRAB some random dialogue (from 'Menace & 'Clones) into a souped-up Spectrum 48k... and everybody lives happily ever after.
2/10
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith
George Lucas (reprising the character of Beavis) calls to Stuart's house and runs-riot in the kitchen, ingesting whatever caffeine/chocolate/E-numbers he can get his mitts on. The Great Cornholia ensues. "Fire, fire, fire" is his sole demand, as he rocks in through the door of The Skywalker Ranch. Fearing for their lives, the 5,000,000 strong CGI team hammer away on their collective keyboarRAB like their lives depended upon it and --fast-forward a few hours-- REVENGE OF THE SITH has been conceived. The sun(s) rises and G. Lucas wakes in the squalor of last nights sugar-binge, chocolate wrappers adorn the floor & his memory somewhat hazy as to WHAT exactly transpired the previous night. Panic sets in. In a last ditch effort to rescue his artistic integrity, he blue-screens in a few 'actors', feeRAB some random dialogue (from 'Menace & 'Clones) into a souped-up Spectrum 48k... and everybody lives happily ever after.
2/10