movie or tv show cant remember the name?

[John Edge]

when i was little about ten 12 years ago i remeber seeing something on tv but i cant rember the name it was funny and i would like to see it again i guy wakes up and finds out his penis is missing so he starts looking for it at one point he is looking in a package of hot dogs then it shows a girl holding it shes playng with it she tapes it to herself down there to look more like a guy then if i remember she tries to cut off her breast but it does not work so she throws the penis in a fan the guy kills himself by drowning because he cant fing it does anyome no the name of this i saw it when i was maybe 5 or 6