Motherfuckers from the army

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Livy B

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I keep telling them over and over again. I'm not interested. I'm not. I'm really not. Same with the Marines. SO WHY THE HELL DO THEY KEEP CALLING MY HOUSE!?
 
Because they want your tender young ass for 8 weeks in an all male retreat.|

Tell them they are harrassing you and that you have no intentions of joining.

plus, recruiters are on commision.
 
Yes, I agree wholeheartedly. When I was a senior in high school, I had every intention in joining the Army and those fucks still annoyed me. :thumbsdn:
 
Tell them that your $500 a day coke habit wouldn't permit you to join such a fine establishment as the U.S. Army/Marines/AirForce/National Guard/Coast Guard/Secret Service/C.I.A./whatever. Then ask if they would like to come over for a puff and a Pabst.
 
I know the feeling, I've received mail and phone calls from them, and I just keep telling them I'm not interested in joining.

Wish the "Do Not Call List" applied here :)
 
True story. Mormons at the door, and I answer the bell in an extremely tasteful swimsuit. They actually started stammering.

As to the military thing [sorry for the detour], I'm still getting mail and phone calls from various armed forces. It's been 8 years since they started in on me. I think my parents (both retired military) have been giving them my name.
 
I told them I wanted to be a Forester, and if they had any ROTC programs that would help in the Environmental Sciences field, I would gladly join. They didn't. I won at the Military!
 
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