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I wake up at 6:10am
I wake to my loud constant beeping alarm clock throbbing my ears.
I get out off bed with an arm strech reaching for my inhaler. (medicated)
I then throw my covers off and race to zip the alarm clock, and turn on the television.
I rush for the bathroom.
I hold the universal remote and take the inhaler while flicking though the channels.
I turn the volume down, then jump back in bed lying my head on the opposite site of the pillows. I lay down with my eyes closed until 6:20. I wake back up and then quickly jam on my clothes. Prepare my backpack, rub some lotion on, put the deodorant, brush my teeth -- under 3 minutes.
Grab a 4 hour slim fast, grab my backpack and rush out the door. After drinking on the 10 minute walk to the bus stop, I chug it into a sewer or hold it in my backpack.
On the bus... and tired as can be.